“Did I scare you?”
“You may have scared them but you didn’t scare me.”
“Hm. Guess I’ll have to try harder next time.”
asdfghjkllkjhgfdsdf. I loved that part. His eyebrows arching and everything. That’s hot and I’d date that.
Oh sweet Jesus.


Am I amusing you or just confusing you?
Am I the beast you visualized?
And if you want to see eccentrialities, I’ll be grotesque before your eyes.
